I am writing to express my disappointment and dismay with
your recipe for rhubarb and raspberry cobbler. Has anyone else told you it
didn’t work?
I had been looking forward to cooking and eating this so
much. I have a bit of a thing for rhubarb, and have collected many recipes over
the years for rhubarb treats - crumbles, pies, tarts - including yours. The
fact I can’t grow decent rhubarb tends to mean these recipes lay untouched in
my recipe folder, taunting me each time I flip thru them.
However recently at the local farmers market I found the
holy grail of rhubarb: long, fat, deeply garnet stems. I wasn’t able to bake
that week so I left them at the stall – and their memory burned bright within
me all week until I could return and claim two heavy bunches as mine. Your
rhubarb and raspberry cobbler recipe was magnetted to my fridge, anticipation
was running feverishly high - yes, all over rhubarb.
It started off so well, and there was much domestic bliss in
the kitchen as I cut, assembled and flavoured the fruit. I’ll admit I used much
less sugar than you specified, as almost half a kilo set my teeth on edge just reading
about it. I also had no Cointreau - which is perhaps a deficit in my
cooking-liquor cabinet that I need to rectify - but I do not think these tweaks
would have contributed to the failure that lay ahead.
The cobbler dough too was fabulously easy to make;
flattening it out using my marble rolling pin was, to paraphrase Nigella, deep,
deep pleasure.
So all went well in the pre-oven phase. The kitchen started to fill
with a lovely tang of orange and rhubarb as baking progressed, then finally, I
could see - as per your instructions - the ‘fruit (was) bubbling and pastry
(was) golden and risen (25-30 minutes)’.
(I have to point out the folkloric cloth from Frangipani Fabrics. Isn't it bold?)
I removed them from the oven, in awe of their rustic loveliness - see, I’d taken my time cutting the cobbler’s shapes and making it look pretty. I’m not usually one for pretty in my food, so this shows you how much I invested in this recipe.
I took some photos, then let them cool to have them later with my evening
meal.
Well.
The rhubarb was raw. Not merely undercooked, but hard, crunchy,
ugly. The underside of each and every little petal of cobble I’d arranged -
slimy and raw. Obviously, despite original appearances, half an hour’s cooking
time was nowhere near sufficient. This was not a good thing to realise late in the
evening when I’d been waiting all day - no, waiting weeks. It was too late to
put the oven back on, though it did cross my distressed mind. No. I prized off
the cobbler and set that aside to deal with later, and scraped the raw rhubarb
into a saucepan to simmer it gently. But before I knew it, the chunks of
rhubarb disintegrated and became one large mass. Delicious tasting with the
orange zest, but essentially what I had here was stewed rhubarb, which I could
have made using my own anaemic undersized stalks, not those dark fat beauties
bought especially for this recipe.
At which point, I called my mother, had a bit of a teary
breakdown (it was late, I was hungry, I was upset), then consigned the lot into
a container to have on my breakfast muesli the next day; the semi-raw cobbler
went into the freezer for mum’s chooks, who have no idea how the recipe was
supposed to turn out like and so will not be so heart-breakingly disappointed
by the waste of time, ingredients, desire or faith in your recipe.
Yours sincerely,
E (Dig In)
Oh this is so disappointing, I feel your pain. I love rhubarb too and this would have been a bit devastating. I would have expected more from a Gourmet Traveller recipe?
ReplyDeleteOn the upside your cobbler love hearts look great and I bet your mums chooks will love it :)
i expected nothing short of success from a GT recipe. thanks jane - though the chooks have been doing rather too well out of me lately!
DeleteHow disappointing! I checked the link on this post, and was quite puzzled - I am not surprised that the result was semi-raw rhubarb. In my experience of growing and cooking rhubarb, 25 to 30 minutes for rhubarb would be insufficient time. Poaching or baking the rhubarb first, then mixing with the raspberries (that really only need to be warmed through) would be a much better approach.
ReplyDeleteShame on Gourmet Traveller!!!
you're right susannah, cooking the rhubarb somehow first would have been better. but i trusted GT's guidance. however, i haven't given up on rhubarb puddings - i have other recipes to try next :-)
DeleteOh, this is such a heartbreaking story! I am grieving with you over the waste of beautiful ingredients and those weeks of anticipation. Wretched magazine. Stick with those triple tested Women's Weekly numbers...
ReplyDeleteBTW, to avoid using ridiculous amounts of sugar with rhubarb, add 1/4 tsp bicarb soda to the fruit, then you'll need only a few Tbs sugar to sweeten, as the bicarb neutralizes the rhubarb acid...
thanks jo. yes, WW all the way!
Deleteand thanks for that tip - i never knew that about the bicarb. i love the traness of rhubarb but sometimes it feels like it's stripped the enamel off your teeth. it's a strange thing, rhubarb, but it has a lot of fans.