Whenever mum and I
are having a moan about the garden (which this year, has been often) we
invariably end up saying ‘if it’s not one thing, it’s another’.
So let’s start with
the ants. Every summer the ants move inside — it’s as if my kitchen is in their
path as they travel from the front garden to the back garden; they just make
their way across the walls, from west to east.
This year, however,
they detoured. Via my honey and vanilla jars.
I’d arrived home
from Christmas at my parents’ place, and was unpacking fruit and veg. Oh,
there’s an ant, I thought. There’s another. Wait, there’s a whole busy trail of
them ... where are they going? I followed them around the sink and over the hot
plates and past the oven and into the cupboard and — IN MY HONEY! And golden
syrup and vanilla paste and macadamia chocolate goo! Welcome home. I spent the
next half hour washing down all the surfaces and jars, and putting everything
sweet and sticky into plastic ziploc bags, where they still live months later
(thankfully none of the ants actually got into the honey or chocolate goo,
which saved me throwing away everything. But still!).
Another time they marched
in and made a bee-line (ant-line?) for some egg shells in my otherwise-empty
compost bin. Or they trooped into a vase of silverbeet — heading for the water
— but ignored the jug of drinking water I had on the opposite side of the sink.
Go figure.
Since the heat of
summer has abated, I’ve had only the odd ant or two walking around the kitchen,
but I work around them, and try not to get too annoyed. Actually, I usually
shoot these lone wanderers a withering look: ‘What are you still doing here, by
yourself? Don’t you know, everyone else has moved on? Loser.’
But, if it’s not
one thing, it’s another. I’ve had lots of little brown grasshoppers around (thankfully
they’re staying outside and are not migrating thru the kitchen). I’m not sure
what damage they do to a garden, but some of my plants had very small holes in
the leaves, and I could spy no caterpillars in the area.
Then again, it may
have been the sparrows. I blame them for my failure to grow any peas this year.
I’ve never seen such large flocks; again, it’s the dry and they’re desperate
for food, but I have come to despise these small birds because they have
deprived me of homegrown sugar snaps!
Why don’t the
sparrows eat the aphids? Because there’s plenty of those around. A couple of
years ago, I decided to put down the pyrethrum and live in harmony with those
little green suckers (literally), in the hope they’d attract insect-eating
birds. The only things I defend chemically are my climbing roses, but by and
large the aphids restrict themselves to the nasturtiums, aquilegias, and birch
trees. I’ve seen wattlebirds picking along the birch branches, and while part
of me loathes that there are aphids around, another part of me sees the silver
lining.
This year I’ve
attracted more little birds into the garden than ever before. I’m sure it’s the
lower chemical use, the bird baths I maintain, and the extra lion’s plants I’m
growing. New Holland honey eaters come noisily in for the sweetness of these
orange flowers, swinging from one tall stalk to another (and often breaking
them, too). They also enjoyed red nerines! I’ve had young eastern spinebills,
with the longest, thinnest beak I’ve seen, slurping out the goodness from tubular
flowers and chasing insects in the dense jasmine wines. They were enchanting to
watch as they flitted about; once or twice they even did a good impression of a
hovering hummingbird!
But the sweetest
bird ever to grace my garden — only once; never before and never since — was a
spotted pardalote. Look it up: a small, rounded little bird with the most
amazing spots and markings (hence the name) I’ve ever seen. She was not at all
shy about me standing so close to her and mimicking her call. I slowly extended
my arm out to see if she’d come closer and land on my finger. She didn’t, but
we stood there chatting and eyeing one another off for quite a few magical,
happy moments.
It’s wondrous to
attract that kind of wildlife into my suburban garden. Now the weather is
cooling, I have some small grevillea plants to add to the garden, to supply
more food for more of these feathered visitors. I’ll just put up with the ants
and aphids and grasshoppers.
What sort of
wildlife do you get in your kitchen and garden; good and bad?
And sorry there are no pictures of the wildlife, especially the pretty birds. My camera and skills aren't that good. And who wants to see a plague of ants?